Unicycle Johnson

Used during roller hockey games. When a player on skates is not looking, an opposing player comes up from behind and sticks the blade of his stick between his legs and hits him in the balls. The player then proceeds to drag the unwilling recipient as far as he can on skates.

Billy didn't like the way Tom was playing in the hockey game, so he gave Tom a unicycle Johnson during a time out and Tom hasn't played since.

by Bryan McCabe August 28, 2008

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unicycle wedgie

when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole

Im sore from the unicycle wedgie last night.

by sexyninja69 February 2, 2009

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Unicorn Nibbler

When you place your ball sack on someones forehead so that you penis protrudes like a unicorn horn.

I was getting a blowjob the other night, and then just gave this chick the biggest unicorn nibbler.

by lovestolkein January 7, 2011

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Unicorn Booty

A fine booty so rare, it's mythical.

Mallory's booty isn't just great, it's a unicorn booty you only hear about in legends!

by heyottokaiser October 26, 2012

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unicorntastic

The definition of feeling so happy that you want to run around and fly in the sky like a unicorn(depends on which version of unicorn, that is your choice to make).

"I'm so happy, I feel so.... unicorntastic!" said John.

by Anonymous192 August 25, 2013

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