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Undercarriage

If you are a little pudgy, your gut may sag down when doing push ups or copulating. This can be particularly unattractive as during vigorous sex, it may swing from side to side, back and forth, much like a metronome. In extreme cases, the folds of fat, or female breasts, may slap together making a sound not dissimilar to the sound of a sealion performing for food at shows at many zoos. This noise is known as flap or tat slapping.
"Dude, I was fucking Cindy in the ass"
"Awesome dude! How was it?"
"Great, but her undercarriage was swinging around, almost knocked me off balance"
"Eww. Sick dude"
by jizzmong hunter August 22, 2009
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underhawk

An underhawk is right inbetween being an undercut and a mohawk.
An undercut is the shaving of the bottom half of the head. It is like the more pansy-like form of a mohawk, as it can be hidden by longer hairs above it (a mohawk is much higher and you can't hide it).

An underhawk is also known as a low-mohawk - still punk as fuck, but can still be hidden easily like an undercut.
Girl: Argh, I really want a mohawk but I won't be able to hide it at work... I was thinking about getting an undercut but that seems so lame!

Other Girl: Omg, you could get an underhawk! Hideable but still punk as fuck!

Girl: Sweet!
by ElleUndead95 May 17, 2009
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Underage drinking

When a person can fight in wars in risk of getting shot, blown up, hanged, stabbed, and even kidnapped, but is not allowed to drink a simple beverage
cop: you’re under arrest for underage drinking
18 year old soldier: I’ve witnessed my closest brothers in arms dying in my arms. I’ve seen women and children get shot and killed over some fucking tyrannical god. I’ve had to go to the hospital multiple times due to being shot and have even been stabbed once. And you’re telling me that I can’t enjoy 1 beer afterwards.
cop: uhhhhhhh... yes
by Dubiks March 22, 2019
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underpants

1) to be the worst of the worst. the bottom of the barrel.
2) a house sound guy from a horrible place in the middle of the US ( in Japan pronounced unjapans )
3) A club that is run with the worst staff possible ( club underpants)
1) This sandwich is underpants !!!! yuck

2) We would have sounded good if it weren't for the underpants behind the sound board

3) The cover was $5,000, The sound was horrible and I got beat up by the bouncer at club underpants .
by megamoiler December 15, 2008
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underoath

at one point the greatest band ever till they got a new singer and are going down hill as they give up there great hardcore sound in exchange for the sound of the used
wow i cant stand this new underoath CD quick put back on cries of the past befor my ears start bleeding
by jackel412 July 26, 2004
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underaged

A failed attempt to control someone younger than you.

Ignoring age limits.

Having sex anyway.
Im not underaged, LOOK at me!

Well, look at everyone else. They can do it, so can you.
by Chelsi Renee June 19, 2008
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