crafting a tweet

making a twitter tweet.

Garrett: Cool..

Shane: I'M CRAFTING A TWEET!
Morgan: I'm crafting a dick.

by mortwister March 16, 2018

Tweet guilt

The feeling one has before or after tweeting about something self absorbed and good for nothing more than gleaning attention. This feeling is usually exaggerated after a twitter user has read the june issue of wired that describes people that practice such 'twittering' as tools.

I'm laying off twitter until I can focus on tweeting for the good of humanity, instead of myself. I'm so full of Tweet guilt now.

by planet_chainsaw June 30, 2010

rollover tweets

When a twitter user cannot tweet as much throughout the week and must make up for it by constantly tweeting on the weekends.

Due to school I only accumulated 20 tweets throughout the week, so I posted 300 rollover tweets on the weekend to make up for it.

by lazerliz October 6, 2009

Tweet tweet

Hairy ball sack

You have a tweet tweet

by Dhjdj January 27, 2022

Tweet o'clock

The time period when the Shepherd usually tweets.
Tweet o'clock is between the hours of 10:30 and 11:30 pm EST.

Holy shit it's tweet o'clock!!!

by yumad112233 November 12, 2022

Tweet as a nut

Normally face to face. When someone shouts out "Oy oy! Top Banana! Ow am ya ? I reply with "Sweet as a nut". mate

Online just now using 'Twitter'. Someone wrote.

How is all our tweeters today?
"Tweet as a nut"

by Top Banana a True Grafter November 30, 2009

Tweet

A form of torture

He tied him to a chair, put his feet in water, and tweeted him.

by BobbyLupoWasFramed May 24, 2025