tardy the turtle

A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)

"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle

by brybry123458 October 6, 2005

Turtle fuck

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.

Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!

by Jolecage June 18, 2008

Turtle Meat

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.

Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.

by I Jurcough January 24, 2009

Turtle-Move

A gutsy attempt at completing some ill-advised feat of physical dexterity. While the attempt will most likely ultimately end in complete and utter failure (with the participant on his/her back, feet and arms in the air, like a TURTLE turned upside down), the fact that the feat was attempted in the first place will be celebrated.

What makes it a TURTLE-MOVE is an extremely low chance of success and an almost assuredly high rate of personal injury.

"Man.... that attempted 180 on the tightrope was a real TURTLE-MOVE!"

Can also be used as a warning to others - "Be careful out there.... no TURTLE-MOVES"

by 71spud August 6, 2009

Turtle Knock

When two penis heads touch together.

This most commonly happens during a threesome via an act called "double penetration" when two males accidentally pull out at the same time and knock the tips of their penises together. "Hey bro, I didn't mean to turtle knock you last night, It was a total accident."

by Joeislegend05 November 16, 2010

Filthy Turtle

A person that professes affection towards sleeping with the head inside, like the mentioned reptilians.

Kieran slept with Curtis' head inside. He's such a filthy turtle!

by UJ April 10, 2015

Faggot Turtle

a gay turtle, (homosexual). very very VERY homo turtle that is a turtle. preferably gay and a turtle. (use this insult to destroy a gay turtle)

faggot turtle has joined your lobby

by Faggot Turtle December 10, 2020