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Chinese tug of war 

A game where two men grab a hold of eachothers wangs and pull until one of them quits.
I just lost a game of Chinese tug of war, now my junk hurts.
Related Words
tugboat tug Tugger tugboating tuggles tug-of-war tugce Tugeye Tuggie Tuğba

plum tug 

Noun. The act of pulling the scrotum down quickly in order to inflict maximum pain. Can refer to a defensive move used by sex workers, or may be a figurative expression to describe the effect of a slight or insult on the recipient.
Suzanne really gave Michael the old plum tug when she dumped him in front of everybody at the dance.
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Sensing that Michael was about to grab her hair, Suzanne got her hand in position to perform a plum tug. He got the hint and put his hand back behind him.
plum tug by Jojo Lemon May 8, 2005

Terminal Two Tug 

Similar to the 'danger wank' in its application, the 'Terminal Two Tug' is its Aeronautical counterpart.
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "bust one off" whilst sat in an airport bathroom after pulling the red emergency cord. The race is on to 'let the bubble see the pop' before security come investigating. Ejaculation must be reached before your Terminal Two Tug 'target' arrives to investigate. The greater the chances of being discovered going to town on oneself, or pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). Saying originated in Swindon, UK after a spate of adventurous 'danger wanks' by one bar hostess became local legend.
Danielle got bored of danger wanking and so she decided to take it 'on holiday' with the 'terminal two tug'. Animal.

don't tug on superman's cape

Attempting to do something that can't be successfully done; a pointless act
Don't tug on Superman's cape, don't piss in the wind.
A signal denoting an undying love and affection for another person.
Girl #1: I'm pretty sure Tommy is in love with me.

Girl #2: How can you know for sure?

Girl #1: At the party last night, I saw him doing and ear tug when he was looking at me.
Ear Tug by LawrenceKSofArabia October 25, 2010
When a women applies luke-warm baby oil to her hands and then gives the male a Class A tugger a.k.a handjob.
Oh geez Grant got a gnarly hot tug from dat hoe!
Hot Tug by What Grant did to her August 25, 2011