Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.
×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
by Juzman July 27, 2019

by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020

by pl101 December 12, 2022

The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022

there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.
well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018

probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.
trombone man: i play the trombone.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
by afr1dge March 9, 2023

When a male individual is in the act of masturbating, and then ejaculates extremely loud. This resembles the sound of a Trombone.
by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020
