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Golden Trombone

Golden trombone is When a guy gets a rim job and a hand job at the same time from one one person. Looks like the giver is playing a trombone... However the receipt is incontinent and urinating at the same time.

×tip: best done in the shower to prevent urine all over your clitoris.
by Juzman July 27, 2019
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Tromboner

An erection belonging to a male person playing a trombone or trombone-like instrument.
"I heard that Jeffery got a tromboner in band class at school today."
by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020
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Trombones

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.
by pl101 December 12, 2022
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Trombone

The best instrument in the band. Even better than the trumpets. It can be used as a bazooka or a sword. However, I do not recommend spinning it around, especially when the slide lock is unlocked.
"Aw man. What happened to your eye?"

"This girl in the band hit me with her trombone slide!"
by TheGoosethatplaysTrombone February 8, 2022
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tromboner

there is two ways this word can be used or talked about.

well number one is when you are playing the trombone, and there, the penis has a erection.
and number two, you're playing with your penis, and/or playing it/with it. this is a intense time.
guy 1: omg! jay! you won't believe what i just experienced.
guy 2: what was it?
guy 1: i just had a tromboner!!!!!!!!!!
guy 2: what one??
guy 1: i just did the second one hahahahahah
by hannahhriddelll June 11, 2018
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trombone

probably the worst wind/brass instrument ever played. it looks and sounds terrible. i haven't met a single player who practises or can play anything at all. and also every man who plays the trombone is an incel and don't know how to talk to women. the sheer nerdness of the trombone acts as a a shield to repel them all away, and if this doesn't work then the trombone player will then treat the woman absolutely horribly so she will be sure to hate him.
trombone man: i play the trombone.

every one else in the ensemble: runs away so they don't get covered in spit and overall grossness.
by afr1dge March 9, 2023
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Tromboner

When a male individual is in the act of masturbating, and then ejaculates extremely loud. This resembles the sound of a Trombone.
"hey, I heard Edric cums loud as fuck, I like that. He must have a Tromboner"
by AikaFNBR December 1, 2020
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