touch of the tism

when a person is exceeding difficult or socially obtuse; when their behavior suggests the potential for a mild end of spectrum diagnosis; you do not want to be politically incorrect and rashly call someone retarded or autistic, but you're deeply frustrated with their conduct and rigidity

Oh, Katie is fixated on whether I wrote her name in dust - she's got a touch of the tism.

Tom's been fairy dusted with some eccentric and irritating personal traits - he's got a touch of the tism.

by SNLinReview May 31, 2019

fart touch

noun. A humorously stigmatizing, temporary social status conferred by a person who farts to another, non-farting person. The non-farting recipient of the fart touch may pass it along to another person, but never to the person from whom it was received ("no touchbacks"). A person may prevent being given the fart touch by crossing their index and middle fingers ("shields").
The fart touch lasts for as long as the group remembers someone has it, and can be passed along indefinitely among an unlimited number of people until it is forgotten.

I can't give Michael the fart touch. He's got shields.

by the teej. November 9, 2010

touch your toes

Expression used usually by a guy when he wants to doop the ass.

"Bend over to the front and touch your toes"

by Joyc June 1, 2005

touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

tonsil touching

when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth

She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".

by D August 8, 2004

Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

by Hoody802 August 30, 2016