Torpid

The greatest who has ever played standoff 2

Omg Torpid is that you?

by Hmmmok November 24, 2020

torpely

(adverb)
1. In a torpe way.

Tom asks, "Are you too torpely confident on your essay grades you received?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 12, 2021

Torpido tits

Aiden ballsack

Aiden backsack has ginormous torpido tits

by Torpido Tits May 21, 2021

Torpedo bro

Uncircumcised niggas. Mainly because uncircumcised dick looks like a torpedo.

Person one: yo nigga me and my niggas are all torpedo bros.

My niggas: yeah boi

by Supercock42069 June 21, 2021

torpedo

when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her

nigga #1: yo I torpedo'd dat bih so hard last night
nigga #2: must have felt good putting her in place

by queefsmellLover September 11, 2021

torpedo penis

when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo

cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"

by The Sasageyo Cunt October 12, 2021

Torpal

Torpal is an Alpha male, he is very kind, handsome and smart, he rarely is angry, but when he gets angry nobody wants to be near him. He is a very loyal boy who u can share ur secrets with. And he is a listener who listens to others problems and never talk about his problems because of his trust issues. He loves his mom more than anything in the world and he is the man in the house when dad is not home

Look at that handsome guy
Yea his name must be Torpal

by Young sexy mothafucka November 23, 2021