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Todd

Todd was not finished being made .
A Todd will never get hard to please a woman

Todd’s usually get drunk by just thinking about rum .
Todd’s usually look up to people called josh.

Todd’s want to become a josh even tho they can’t .

Todd’s aren’t funny or good looking.
Look at Todd trying to drink , omg he fell
by Luciferiq November 25, 2021
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Todd Howard's short fuse

Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024
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Todd

Todd can be younger than you
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Todd

Bill: "You're being such a todd"
Todd: I am todd
Bill:"Exactly"
Todd: *dies*
by of.net May 30, 2018
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Angel Jose Robles & Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jacksons' Disciples
Angel Jose Robles & Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jacksons' Disciples
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Todd

Loves cats and their friends. Todd is the favourite of the friend group and has the best personality by far. They have u big brain and love maths.
Kiké: Todd I love you

SAM: shut up kiké I love Todd

Kiké: whatever man

James: jababa jequavion
Holly: *why am I here*
CAITLEN: we should go to jd

Alfie: holly you should leave i hate you DIE and I don’t love Todd I’m in love deeply with james
James: hehe 😉

Elliot: why you guys doing this😭 *wtf is going on*

Todd: guys shut the duck up I am trying to concentrate

Everyone: okay baba
by Babybaba November 30, 2021
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