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Ship Snot

Ship snot: When a man is having sex with a woman on a boat, pulls out early and ejaculates on one of her ass cheeks. The woman then uses her hand to wipe the cum off and smear it on the side of the boat.
by Yaquanda October 29, 2010
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ship child

The child of two or more people (fiction or real) you want to get together.
I love Deku x Uraraka, I made a ship child for them!
by {Cherry_Animatics25} October 20, 2022
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Disney ship

To ship characters romantically, but only in ways that would be appropriate for a Disney movie. Usually used for underage characters you think would be cute together, but you don't want them to be sexual.
Person 1: "I ship those characters, but I don't want them to have sex. They're way too young."
Person 2: "Same. I just Disney ship them."
by toogayforthis April 23, 2017
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Shipping Sad

A shipping sad is when you become so invested in shipping two fictional characters that never get together that you become sad about it. Especially in cases where one of the people in the ship gets with someone else, creating a notp
A: I'm in a shipping sad over the TV show Merlin.
B: Why?
A: Because Arthur and Merlin are supposed to be together but Arthur gets with Gwen.
by Life3561 August 7, 2019
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hip on the ship

The maritime version of "good in the hood". While asking someone onboard a ship, "All good in the hood?" would be understood, the word "hood" might be seen in some circles as mildly racist. Thus, the invention of "hip on the ship". Enjoy.
Bosun: "Good morning, Captain Michelle! All hip on the ship?"
Captain: "Yes, things are going very well."
by MikeinVA August 20, 2020
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abandon ship

Term used to classify the act of exiting a bath or shower after realizing your fart may be a shart and subsequently using the toilet to shit.
“Bro I thought it might be a bit juicy, so I had to abandon ship. Hopped on the toiler and a stream blasted out my ass”
You know how it is, sometimes you gotta abandon ship and let shit slip.”
by TheBigWaldorfSaysSo September 25, 2020
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ship happens

Something shippensburg students say. Like shit happens but better
Guy: yo my girlfriend just cheated on me

Guy 2: yo dude that sucks honestly tho ship happens
by Dancingdiva333 March 20, 2020
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