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Facebook

The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.
Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook
by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020
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Facebook

The old timey version of Instagram. LITERALLY Instas parent app.
Fun fact: Only 1 Jenner ever had facebook.
OMG every person except me in my family has facebook! Eh, there like 50 years old anyway.
by imAGHOST October 30, 2019
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Facebook

Facebook: A company that steals your informations and sells it

Facebook: A company that steals your content for money and doesn’t even give you any profit
Facebook Is Dumb
by CooperFaggott99 July 18, 2020
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facebook

to steal and/or disclose the private information of, especially in a duplicitous fashion. (transitive verb)
I am going to facebook Gina's STD test results from her purse.

Why did you facebook my salary to Jim? He will never date someone that earns more than he does!
by shm02 May 17, 2018
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facebook

it's shit
XXXcoolGuyXXX: facebook is sh*t
redDRIPmoment: hell naw facebook is drip
*reddripmoment gets beaten up by everyone in the building*
by attack helicopter B) January 15, 2021
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Facebook

Dude 4chan is such a Facebook
by Skhizy November 12, 2019
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Facebook

A website full of karens who post about not vaccinating their children and 40 somethings posting minion memes
Person 1: Hey, do you still use Facebook?

Person 2: No. It's shit.
by PenumbraDoge December 30, 2019
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