Porn

P - plants
O - orbiting
R - round
N - needs.

Boy: “Have you seen the porn website yet?”
Girl: “WHAT??!! EW NO!”
Boy: it’s just plants orbiting round needs..”
Girl: “oh, sorry…”

by Good for u ig. June 15, 2021

porn

a none fucking site where people sit and look at a screen while people are fucking

"I'm gonna go jack off to porn"

by haileyyy🥺💖 October 30, 2020

porn

Women you'll never touch having sex with men you'll never be.

Porn's payoff is inversely proportional to its promise.

by johnny spinnaker January 18, 2017

porn

the thing that everyone wants but doesn't have enough money to afford

mmmmmm. Just pay 7.95 for one minute of sexy hot talk with your dream girl.
they made me say it....porn

by nathan42100 October 01, 2005

Porn

Videos of people having sex and videos that make you want to go fuck someone one really good porn website is xvideos

you will hear "ugh god yes, fuck yes!!" and you will feel amazing and go get fucked after watching porn

by Helllll December 31, 2014

Porn

What a normal addict spanks it to; Something that never happens to men even though we hope it does.

Terry Crews was once a porn addict. Now he's funny and cool.

by Joebuscus December 22, 2014

Porn

Porn, short for pornography, is the media of anything from pictures of people in underwear to video's of people having sex. It can sexually arouse both genders but porn is mostly viewed by the teenage male. People watch porn to learn about having sex, for arousal, and to purely enjoy the sight of naked bodies.

Jake: "I like watching porn, I go to my room to watch video's on my computer of people having sex. I usually masturbate whilst watching these video's."

by Katie366 April 13, 2014