Tanker

When a shot or shots don't register; the person doesn't die or get lit.
This happens a lot on Online Shooting games.
The reason has to do with Ping and Internet packets.
So you may have headshoted a person on your screen, but it didn't register to the server, therefore you got robbed.

Kid: "Wow dude! I shot you with a sniper 3 times! HP HP HP"

Scrub: "Aim pl0x. 100"

Kid: "Wow, fken tanker"

by iTzJosH! February 22, 2009

social thinker

n. Person who doesn't think to excess; someone who isn't dim but who can't be bothered to cogitate in school.

The square root of 64? Are you kidding me? I am totally just a social thinker.

I studied hard all last semester and nearly lost all my friends. But, with the help of some total slackers, I managed to turn my life around and now I'm just a social thinker.

by gnostic1 September 10, 2011

tinkertoot

A fart issued from the rear of Tinkerbell, a fantastical character from the Disney movie Peter Pan.

I think she tinkertooted, daam styyle.

by Sup styy August 5, 2010

Tinkerbell Moment

When you get angry, but a cute angry.
Usually occurs out of jealousy, or short-lived anger towards the opposite sex.

(Reference to the jealousy of Tinkerbell, towards Wendy and Peter Pan)

Boy 1: Dude.. Did you see Anna, when you told Jenn she did a good job on her Science project?
Boy 2: Yeah, man. She totally had a Tinkerbell moment.

by XO, Kimbo May 18, 2011

Tinkerbeard

Someone who fails to grow a beard and subsequently cannot express their manliness. Usually associated with multiple failings at growing a beard and singing songs by Tinkerbell with lyrics humorously changed to beard related jokes.

Dave become known as Tinkerbeard after his seventh aborted attempt at becoming a man.

by Aa11111 February 20, 2015

tinkerdam

A tampon

I just started my monthly, and need a tinkerdam.

by Nikkidew July 30, 2018

tinkerpockulated

so pooped out

“im so tinkerpockulated rn hannah”

by fordf150fordroad December 6, 2021