Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.
Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.
by GainTrain June 1, 2014
Get the Better to be strong than wear a thong mug.According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG
Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
by Cowgirl69420 March 7, 2021
Get the Thong mug.PERSON 1: i'm going to the beach on saturday.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
PERSON 2: you're going to have to buy some new thongs.
by scariscoolig December 7, 2022
Get the thongs mug.When a lady is obese to the point where her thongs are stretched to the max and holding on for dear life. Can be used for men in reference to their swim shorts too.
Guy 1: Have you seen that whale over there?
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong
Guy 2: She's so fat her thongs are gonna rip at any moment
Guy 1: GG Thong
by TheJenerate October 19, 2020
Get the GG Thong mug.by Zoidfarb October 29, 2017
Get the Hungarian thong mug.1. A cheap rubber sandal, often stereotyped to be used by Australians.
2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
2. An expensive type of underwear that wedges its way up one’s buttcheeks and still conceals their vagina.
1. On the hot Australian beach, Steven wore thongs.
2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
2. Kim wore the thong to impress her boyfriend one day.
by Candinator June 4, 2019
Get the Thong mug.The small rash or irritated skin on (or around) your butt crack that occurs from sleeping while wearing a thong, and having the fabric rub incessantly against your skin in your sleep. *This can sometimes create itchy irritated skin called a thong bite*
“I shouldn’t have fallen asleep still wearing my jeans last night, I woke up with thong bite and now my a*s crack itches like crazy!”
by BUnBitCH December 30, 2020
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