Better to be strong than wear a thong

Better to be a weightlifter or powerlifter than a bodybuilder. Better to be able to lift heavy weights and have functional strength, instead of prancing around on stage, oiled up, wearing a thong.

Weightlifter 1: Look at that guy. He's so huge and ripped!
Weightlifter 2: Yeah but look at the weight he's using. Thats bitch weight!
Weightlifter 1: Oh yeah. Better to be strong than wear a thong.

by GainTrain June 1, 2014

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badonka thong

the act of witch R.J Robinson yanks his pants down and rams his under-where (usually tighty whities) up his ass to make it appear that he is wearing a thong, all while he is bouncing around like a little school girl who had her period for the first time.

hey look, R.J. has a badonka thong

by Pimp Master R.J's a Fag October 23, 2011

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Thong Day

October 19th, It is wear a thong day, all lady’s must wear a thong and show a guy that your wearing a thong.

Guy: “Today’s thong day, show me you wearing it”
Girl: “Ok hear you go”

(Shows guys thong)
Guy: “Ok I believe you”
(Guy licks his lips)
Girl: (whispers in ear) “ I could not be wearing one if you meet me in the bathroom in 10”

by Rude Gernreich October 19, 2019

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Tit Thong

n. A variance of a bra that is comprised solely of thin straps that surround, but do not cover the breasts (or tits).

While I didn't see a practical application for it, the TIT THONG is incredibly sexy when worn.

by Max Steam October 7, 2020

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training thong

a pair of underwear that covers only a little bit of cheek, exposing most of the butt, but without being a full thong. used for when people want to get new victoria secret underwear without having their mothers question it.

“I got underwear from VS but it barely covers anything, it’s a training thong.”

by abcdefgiloveyou November 29, 2021

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