does not need to sleep at all. immune to garlic. weaknesses include : breasts, humid weather, and jazz
by Dr. Watts February 06, 2006
Susie: Are you menstruating?
Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!
Veronica: Hellz yes I am, would you like to eat me out?
Susie: Fuck ya! I am a Lesbian Vampire!
by German Whore June 07, 2009
That bitch made me a vampire penguin.
by Pgroast June 25, 2020
A pawgwho lives for the dick. She can make any bbc her own and she wants them all. She gets sloppy and can deep throat like no other and drain a bbc in record time, all while gazing up at you with her seductive blue eyes.
by The Pawg August 17, 2019
by Swampdonkee77 July 18, 2021
I am a Heat Vampire. I am not allowed to hold anyone's coffee for them because I drain the heat from them, and my hands are still cold after.
by Roxas187 June 14, 2012
by Edward Cummin' August 10, 2008