CoKo puff

When you are bat shit crazy, crazy for cocoa puffs. Cuckoo, mentally deranged, unbalanced, mental, looney, doolally, unhinged, batty, wacko.

Co:2723 K:146.08 O: -361 Pu: 1180 F+F=-726
Total melting point 2962.08

Total melt down

Adjective: Carisa is fucking CoKo puff, she tried to stick a mailbox up here rump.

A situation: Holly CoKo puffs!!!!!

by hugandkiss2424 February 2, 2022

Postprandial puff

The satisfactory cigarette that follows a meal.

Also known as a 'triple-P'

"Well, that's dinner finished, I'm going for a postprandial puff..."

Due to the new laws Howard couldn't partake of his triple-P in the restaurant...

by ThinkingPersonsViagra August 7, 2012

dream-puff

A crush with a major sensitive side; a non-binary soul unafraid to show all sides to all

My last bf was such a harsh mofo—I'm dying to get with Georgie, he's such a dream-puff.

My fraternity put up a stupid sign last rush—"dream-puffs need not apply"

by Creed Cur December 21, 2020

Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

puff hole

A mysterious opening in ones body that only appears during lunar eclipses

yo, did you see that eclipse last night? My puff hole finally appeared!

by Fnninag December 31, 2020

Sand puff

When one kicks the sand and the sand particles fly into the air, forming a cloud or a puff.

Ashley was running in the Desert and as she was running she formed Sand puffs behind her.

by Sand puff September 10, 2016

Puff A Lump

To "Puff A Lump" means to fart and have a turd fall out.

Tom said, "There is a turd on the ground."
Tracy replied, "OH NO! I THOUGHT SOMETHING FELL OUT!"
Tom said, "So you did Puff A Lump!"

by Tom The Poop Man. March 15, 2009