Phantom Bug

An imaginary bug that your mind creates when your hair slightly touches your arms or neck, creating the feeling of bugs crawling on you.

-WHOA SHI-- Oh nevermind, it was just a phantom bug.

by Kp1111 July 28, 2011

phantom fox

This describes someone(usually female) who attracts you then leads you somewhere while you can only see glimpses of them. This person might disappear after a while of following them around corners.

Hey look out, she might be a phantom fox.

by the shadow of a unicorn May 31, 2017

Phantom Pussy

When a guy and gets that shockwave of horiness from something and it feels like you have a pussy and it’s getting wet.

They’re so hot every time I see them my Phantom Pussy starts tingling.

Look up Doja Cat- Streets and wait for 0.:09 *Max Volume*...trust me that base drop will have your phantom pussy screaming and you’re going to feel like a bad bitch

by Femby February 13, 2021

Phantom carrot

The feeling that your carrot is still there when its really gone.

Wife: Honey, do we have any carrots?

Husband: Yes, I think there is one left in the fridge.

Wife: I can't find it.

Husband: Oh, we must be out, then.

Wife: Sounds like you have a bad case of phantom carrot.

by vennic18 January 6, 2012

Phantom Windpants

crazy windpants that have a zipper for a mouth and crazy glowing eyes.

the runner up to moo crew for woodstock academy sports crowd name, not to be confused with WA tang clan.

Barry:I put on my phantom windpants this morning and they tried to bite me in the testicles!

Jerry: Why do you where them?!?!

Barry: They break the wind well...almost too well.

by Gordan Geldispank March 31, 2009

Phantom Karl

To sneak ninja-like into someones home leaving a steaming pile of shit to be discovered the next morning.

Tom awoke to the odor of a steaming Phantom Karl with no sign of perpetator to be found.

by Caligula May 13, 2005

phantom-poof

Cusping your hand over your butt while you fart, then opening said hand into a person's face, preferably in the direction of their nose.

After letting out some gas, Jim phantom-poofed into Jon's face.

by Dan Haber December 3, 2005