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ROB/onion

One who is completely gay and loves to suck on a huge cock from time to time
Rob/oniononion sucked Jared's Massive cock about an hour ago
by jrathe89 April 2, 2009
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Onion Poll

An onion poll is a social media opinion poll, generally Twitter, created to prove or disprove some point, (typically related to some social or politcal agenda), blatantly disregarding the fact that one's social media followership is inherently biased to agree, or at least closely align, with whatever cause it's creator is trying to promote.

Onion polls are only created to serve as supporting evidence in a straw-man argument, and the limited scope, absence of an unbiased control group, lack of verifiable demographic information, and no way to prevent people from voting multiple times, are all factors which contribute to these sort of polls being just as meaningless.
@Newbtard: Did you vote in the latest onion poll about feminism?
@HeresJolly: Which one? @Onision posts like 50 of those a day, and they're all fucking retarded.
@Newbtard: The one that proved feminism is about equality by stating in the description that only feminists were allowed to vote and asked if they thought men and women were equals.
by jollyadamroger July 10, 2016
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onion tits

when you jizz your pants after putting dip on a girls boobs to get to first base
Jason had an onion tits moment
by onion1 October 12, 2019
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Onion culture

smallest cult in America (this is very true.)
"Onion culture is 100% the smallest cult in America since it only has .2 followers."
by hammertime123467 February 9, 2019
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scrub the onion

To shower and wash one's balls to get rid of nasty smell.
I just got down running, now i'm going to go scrub the onion.
by RandarXJ7 November 7, 2011
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Onion material

In reference to the satirical news page, the term "onion material" is used to describe any information we receive which may sound improbable or unlikely. It is oftentimes applied to refer to a story or account which seems too exaggerated or far-fetched to be true, which we suspect may very well be bogus.
"Did you hear Jeff's story about that girl he was trying to hook up with last night? I don't know about you, but it sure sounds like onion material to me..."

"And you expect to believe that? That's onion material if I've ever seen any!"
by kuckunniwi May 16, 2007
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onion juggler

Derogatory slang term for a prep cook, perhaps any type of cook or chef if the speaker is feeling particularly bold.
That onion juggler sure is fast, he can peel and dice a 50-pound bag of potatoes in just under two beers.
by Tom Crate January 4, 2012
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