by CWimby March 1, 2023
Get the SMIRT goalmug. by jjthekid June 23, 2014
Get the dick goalmug. BITCH STFU.You are not at all sexy.In fact,you're a fuckpuppet.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
My idea of a perfect Monday afternoon is watching a midget ram your colon.Know why you have polio?Because you're a dickless wookie lover.Heavens to Betsy you loathsome whale fucker,why does your whole house smell like ass?
Go get fucked by a yeti.Gargle a cup of ass juice you cum sponge.
You're cool.And by cool,I mean unsightly.I hope some hobo porks you in the hole until you can't pee standing up,you spelunking anus explorer.Wow you're gorgeous.Just kidding,you're a seal clubber.Why don't you go braid your pubic hair,you dumb cum fountain.My idea of a superb Friday morning is watching a convict rape in your ear.And my two personal favorites;Drink a pint of vaginal discharge,brofessor.Holy flying fuck,you fucking queef.Go get teabagged by a gorilla in a damp alley.
by It's Harambe November 27, 2016
Get the roast goalsmug. Spotting an old tinder match in public and following up on it 3 years later then bonding over Harry Potter quotes
by Tindergal February 14, 2017
Get the Tinder goalsmug. Goals that people post on Reddit and discuss
Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success
Katy: Hey Ginisa what are your Reddit goals
Me: To be a success
by Aling Kjet January 30, 2018
Get the Reddit goalsmug. A henrik goal is a type of goal in rocket league.
It occurs when your opponents just drives the ball in net after you failed a freestyle.
It occurs when your opponents just drives the ball in net after you failed a freestyle.
by iphonepeter May 30, 2023
Get the Henrik Goalmug. when you are a very sexy professional footballer and you share your gf with another very sexy professional footballer
by DefoNotAnton October 3, 2019
Get the couple goalsmug.