First-Waver

A person who is so ridiculously domesticated that there is no doubt in your mind that, if the world were to become inhospitable to the masses, the person in question would surely be among the first to die due to their incompetence and lack of adaptability.

A: Christ in a chicken basket! I just saw someone return bottled water because they didn't like the taste.
B. Wow! What a shitty first-waver! In fact, I doubt she'll even make it to the first wave.

by beepboop April 27, 2009

first kiss

more than just a peck..and actually make out type kiss

I had my first kiss after the movie in the car.

by ohyeahbaby12345 March 13, 2004

first kiss

the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is

My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.

by Jake March 1, 2004

Country First

The Republican party and John McCain's slogan or catch phrase in the 2008 presidential campaign.

If you want to put the country first, then you should embrace change and say "Yes We Can", then vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

by mnihnuht October 20, 2008

First Index

1--A pit of torturous hell, unending shit of Boiling gaseous fumes.
2-- A violent end with no future in sight.

I would rather have uncontrollable diarrhea and drink a bucket of AIDS, then work at First Index!

by Joe Lyons July 10, 2003

the first of the 388y18321u891823130182309820398

If you typed this exactly as it is you are a god.

the first of the 388y18321u891823130182309820398 is random numbers and letters.

by pohtato April 12, 2019

first attatchment

First attachment is the very first person u get attached to basically (a first love ) but females don't claim them for how terrible they did them

He was my first attatchment

by Fuckingbadhoes450 March 30, 2017