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Salmon Cannon

An absolute beast of a fisher woman; Annie Birch. Any ok’d day out on the lake and you’ll find Annie, drinkin a bud and catchin a buzz as she reals in a 20 fightin’ fish.
“you ever heard of that girl annie birch” “oh yeah she’s a true salmon cannon” “ah true she sure does get around!”
by AnnaCathrn October 27, 2020
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mud cannon

when you pull out of a bitch's ass real fast and there's still shit on it and you fire it in her pussy wicked hard
i gave marie the dirty ole mud cannon last night, and i might now have an infection
by zachsplat420 March 19, 2017
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Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.
by DutchCannon January 4, 2018
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tight cannon

The opposite of a loose cannon. Someone with many boundaries. Also Kendra
Look how well these spreadsheets are organized. She’s one tight cannon.
by Yoyodad October 9, 2019
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grapefruit cannon

A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.
That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.
by roberth March 16, 2011
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Body Cannons

The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.
Damn Girl! Those Body Cannons look like they could kill someone!
by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010
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deuce cannon

When you eat pf changs or any variety of spicy mexican or indian food and get explosive diarrhea. You fart so loud it sounds like a cannon went off and shit sprays all over the back of the toilet, likely resulting in splashback.
After we went to Taste of India last night, I came home and instantly regretted it. I hit the bathroom and it was like a deuce cannon went off in there. Now the whole house smells like curry. What was I thinking?
by deucerocket November 8, 2010
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