butt-ugly

A perjorative term for someone so ugly, so exceedingly unattractive. that he or she is as "ugly as a butt" (a misnomer, since many buttocks are beautiful indeed). A popular teen-age slang term since the 80s, "butt-ugly" most probably began as military slang c. World War II. Probably because enlisted men found nothing attractive about another enlisted man's hairy, sweaty, very possibly pimpled butt!
That dude is so butt-ugly that just the sight of him makes me wanna puke!
by Victor Felix September 6, 2005
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butt crust

The forming of crusty/flaky shit around the ANUS.
Antonio grated his butt crust off into Riley's cereal when he turned away
by Riley && Antonio January 29, 2006
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Butt-truffle

A brown-noser of the lowest level, willing to shove there nose so far up anyone’s ass to get what they want they are willing to dig deep enough to find a treat for just themselves at any cost! A real one alright a Real ass kisser. Also known as the prize at the end of such an ass kissing!
Mr. Who’s his face is a real butt-truffle trying to get that promotion from under me .
by Wordmiser November 28, 2017
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butt hay

that fine blond hair found around the rectum. But hey, could be around the bifkin!
She's a neat freak, but sometimes misses a bit of butt hay when shaving.
by DrPerlJam April 29, 2009
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Scary butt

When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.
Oh man Jarrett is sweating hard and waddling fast towards that bathroom, he must have Scary butt.
by The Scariest Butt April 7, 2023
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Funky Butt

FUNKY BUTT is the title of a song performed by New Orleans musician Buddy Bolden in the early 1900's. Bolden has been referred to as the first man of jazz by many writers and jazz musicians. The song was about the odor emanating from a crowd of people packed together in an auditorium dancing in close quarters. The song was later known as "Buddy Bolden's Blues". Authorship was claimed by Willy Cornish- trombone player for the band. References to the song can be found on WIKIPEDIA under "Buddy Bolden"
Lyrics from the song " I thought I heard Buddy Bolden say - Funky Butt, stinky butt, take it away"
by TTxHarpxxxxxhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2017
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holy butt

only gay people say this with the name dylan. if you say this you suck donkey balls and have a small dick
Dylan; holy butt
Normie; your gay
by DYLANMAN76 March 2, 2020
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