steam loaf

Very long and grotesque fecal matter that is of very high temperature

I laid steam loaf on his neck

by Danyo February 19, 2003

Steam-Cracker

When you sneak into someones house and shit on their kitchen counter. Preferably on a cheese platter next to some Fresh Havarti and some Ritz.

Tom totally pissed me off when he cock blocked me with that bitch, so I totally snuck into his house and left him a Steam-Cracker on his kitchen counter

by zzyyxxzyzyx April 04, 2011

steaming shit

Steaming shit is where It feels like you are shitting out hot burning steam that is actually shit

Bob took a painful steaming shit and felt as is his anus was on fire

by Oofooflettuce December 22, 2017

steaming creamer

when a male human ejaculates into a cup, proceeds to warm it in a microwave and then serves it with coffee.

Yesterday i totally gave kendra a steaming creamer...he didn't even see it coming!...if you know what i mean.

by GKGKGKGKGKGKGKGK July 14, 2008

steam dyke

A lesbian with a particularly masculine job, I.e. construction, industrial, ironwork, or textile. Classically dressed in jeans, boots, masculine t shirt or flannel.

They hired a new mechanic, she’s a real steam dyke.

by The troof January 20, 2018

Steamed Crab

The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.

"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"

by Bananahammer August 20, 2009

cold steam

Practically just vapor/ condensation but, cold steam is the term that “intellectuals” use. Is meant to be a joking way of saying something.

The surrounding air was warm, so the freezer let out some COLD STEAM.

by _oof December 08, 2018