Mark Sage

When you run out of ky jelly and substitute sage oil and drive down the highway jerking off.

I did a mark sage since I couldn’t jack off in the bathroom at work.

by Kw69420 April 10, 2022

Sage

A Sage is a strong person, boy or girl, who always has the best advice. Their smile will put you in a trance. If you have a Sage in your life, make sure to treat them well so you can have a great friend. Sages make great bf/gf’s and will always support you and give you love. Sages are very smart and athletic, but will never help anyone cheat. Sages are special, so you shouldn’t make them angry.

“Wow, they’re really smart and cute, I should ask them out”
“Duh! They’re a Sage”

by Catslovemeh321 March 18, 2022

Sage

Sage is a guy's name, meaning, herb, prophet, wise or knowing. He's probably pretty chill and does good in lessons.

"Hey, who's that guy over there?"
"Oh his name is Sage."

by Vodka_RainFrog June 28, 2022

Sage!

She knew! The ultimate plan!

Hym "Sage! Ultimate planner! She knew! She knew it all! Ooooh man! That was fucked! The whole last 15 minutes of that episode was fucked! Wow! Yeah, no, that nuts. Fantastic!"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2024

Sage

A person with a strong personality looks strait out of 2020 has pink hair and likes someone that goes to their school

Sage is gay

by Albert Syndrogyn February 27, 2025

sage

a 600 pound bitch who is a bitch 24/7

person 1- Oh it’s sage!

person 2- 🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳🐳

by i_hate_you_! July 25, 2022

sage school

A school filled with kids who enjoy the outdoors more than other people. They also commenly use the words: dank, dope, saw dude and that’s kick ass.

“Ew it smells in here, oh wait it’s The Sage School”

by waz.poppn May 5, 2018