A Dad Pat is a pat, on the back or head, that is just hard enough to not hurt you, and is usually delivered by a fatherly figure.
"Hey, uh, Dad?"
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."
"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."
"Yeah Jeremy, what's up?
"What's a dad pat, and how do I do it?'
"Well in order to do a dad pat you have to be a father, trust me, I'll show what is looks and feels like. Okay?"
"Oka-."
"Oh, that was to hard, damn, his head is gone, I'll get better next time."
by LucasWasHere July 24, 2021
by Nannypatxo1 November 08, 2019
by Nannypatxo1 November 08, 2019
To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.
"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."
by rapescapades August 26, 2009
A gag name that sounds like "Pat my ass", it can be a placeholder name.
Names like Patrick Myaz, Pat Miaz, Patrick Miaz, Patricia Miaz and any other similar names can be used also.
Names like Patrick Myaz, Pat Miaz, Patrick Miaz, Patricia Miaz and any other similar names can be used also.
by Shiine-1 October 21, 2021