Minority Report Pre-Crime

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

minor pass

like the n word pass but it can be given by a minor to have intercourse with other minors

"sir you're under arrest"
"nuh uh i got that minor pass"

by hunggaf December 8, 2024

loose minor

A loose minor, is an underage individual, who is "loose" or available for the taking😏 Not spoken for or vulnerable for purchase.

"Dude, did you see Brayden at the playground today? He is SUCH a loose minor"

by LilPredy December 31, 2024

Loose Minor

A loose minor is an underage individual who is unprotected, vulnerable, and available for purchase.

"Dude, did you SEE Brayden at the playground today? He is SUCH a loose minor."

by LilPredy December 31, 2024

Minorer

A word used to deceive someone who is more of a minor than someone else

You are way Minorer than me

by Deqlusiv June 13, 2025

Ohio minors

Ohio minors is a current team in the MSL with arguably the worst record in mankind. Scared to face the mighty Grizzlies or goal scoring machine Luca Tucci.

“Ohio Minors more like Ohio Quitters”
“The Grizzlies are too good, we’re Indian B team and they’re Italy”(Because Italy is the best at soccer)

by Uncle Stronz February 2, 2025

Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.

Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025