Play the silent flute

Performing fellatio

My father used to play the silent flute on stage

by MimeLover July 29, 2017

playing the skin flute

another term for female masturbation.

Sally was so horny, she started playing the skin flute.

by chelle 984028 October 15, 2007

Irish Flute

The act of an irishman farting into a woman's vagina.

When my boyfriend proposed to me I was so excited we went back to the hotel to play the Irish Flute.

by Bert Stiensteiner November 16, 2008

2 girls 1 flute

The act of stinking the end of a flute up a women's vagina. While up there another girl (preferably a flautist) will play a a concert B-flat scale.

Girl 1: Hey did you see that video called "2 Girls 1 Flute"?
Girl 2: Uhm no, I don't think that exist.
Girl 1: Lets make our own video!
Girl 2: Okay!!

Jill was 2 girls 1 fluting Jillian on the bus ride home from the band trip.

by this kad September 23, 2011

one holed skin flute

1. The penis

I play with my one holed skin flute at night.

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

by Stephen Pengilley June 05, 2006

New Orleans jazz flute

when a man wearing a mardi gras mask sticks mardi gras beads in his ass then wraps them around his dick. After that the girl pees on it and has to suck them clean while rubbing the beads around his dick.(can be repeated)

That nasty chick over there had me do the New Orleans jazz flute. It was disgusting.

by theeurbandictionary May 26, 2010