Damage

1. Putting a hurtin on something, like a puzzle or a plate of food.

2. Unintentionally collaborating with another to cause chaos in this world.

1. DJ: Hey BJ, want to help me solve this puzzle?
BJ: Yeah dude I got you.

BJ: *starts putting puzzle pieces in place*
BJ: *whispers* damage, damage, damage, damage, damage, damage...

2. BJ: So wait, they were together for that long?
DJ: Yeah dude, it's a classic case of bisexual boy does damage with bisexual girl and vice versa.

by Ligma Sig Malone April 29, 2024

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Damages!

An exclamation of astonishment, shock, awe or even sympathy at the sight or upon learning about something gruesome, terrible or just plain fucked up that is or has happened to someone else.

Can also be used in the place of "Dammit!" or when all of your plans have been foiled.

<Watching a scene in a horror movie>

<The evil monster has just ripped the throat out of yet another unsuspecting victim...>

Jane: Damages! Did you see that?!?

Mike: Yeah... you know that's gonna leave a mark!!!

by Kannudo February 19, 2012

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Damage

Damage is not the same thing as pain.

The girl wasn't causing anybody pain, she was causing real damage to lives, families, and homes.

by Solid Mantis January 01, 2020

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Evening Damage

An Evening Damage is a very large shit you have after you've had your tea (or dinner/supper depending where in the country you're from!). It is generally one that's hard to squeeze out, but when it does, it makes a very heavy plop as it enters the water.

FRED: I'm just off to the toilette to offload my evening damage.
JOEY: OK have a good one!

drop the kids off at the pool restock the lake with brown trout lay a cable build a log cabin

by boeing737229 February 14, 2018

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hanz damage

Hanz damage or Hanz D for short is an artist, a misfit, skateboarder, a punk, a poet, a lover and a musician. Born in Buffalo NY where abouts are unknown.

"Hanz Damage you'll get the D later..."

by Hanz Damage February 19, 2018

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