Puppy Tail

Puppy Tail
When one inserts a raw hot dog into ones anus and wags it around to attract a puppy for the purpose of nibbling it out of ones bottom.

I hope this twelve pack of wieners is enough puppy tails for tonight's party, I'm expecting numerous guests.

by WootALoot December 14, 2009

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

tailor made

1. custom made

2. suitable for the situation

Your tailor made diversion didn't do a thing.

by The Return of Light Joker March 14, 2010

Tattle tail

Snitch

Snitch means the same as Tattle tail

by Lawrence Jack Greer March 8, 2017

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something in a fast manner - as quicks a lambs tail shakes...twice

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail...

by LimeyGeeza August 31, 2003

Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

Montgomery Monkey Tail

Verb. When a gentleman chokes a woman at the time of orgasm, making the woman's anus tighten up, making things a whole lot better for the man

Jerry: Dude i gave a girl a "Montgomery Monkey Tail"!
Bob: Dude thats awesome

by mildbill May 2, 2010