tekked

An expression that is prominently used to refer to an object that is either broken, of shoddy quality, or highly impractical. It can also refer to one's outlandish physical appearance or actions.

"Yo man, what's up with your computer? It keeps shutting off by itself"
"I don't know, man, shit is tekked."

by thatdudechino September 3, 2013

Toke and Choke

Smoking copious amounts of weed all day while watching porn and masturbating.

Carl is a real toke and choke kinda guy.

Ever since I moved back in with my parents, all I do is toke and choke.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

White Teke

Sweet tea and white wine with tequlia mixed in with extra suger for a sweet taste.

i had a white teke it was B.A

by patrick6948 September 8, 2010

Toked

Being high, particularly from marijuana

Dude after I took a couple hits I was totally toked

by Babar660 November 6, 2012

toke ses

a gathering where people smoke cannabis. could also be referring to the act of smoking cannabis in an informal seting.

Meet me at the park for a toke ses.

You wanna toke ses after class?

by jmoney614 September 14, 2010

toke your way this way

to come over and smoke

Clay said to Jeremy,"Let's smoke." Jeremy replies back, "toke your way this way."

by SmokeanToke420 May 4, 2011

Tokere

Spanish slang term referring to a firearm, usually a pistol, believed to be of low quality. The term Tokere is a crude Spanish transliterated nickname of the Soviet Tokarev TT33 pistol, which became available as Soviet aid to insurrectionist groups in Latin America in the 50's. Most of these donated Tokarev TT33 pistols where used models from WWII, many where badly worn and therefore received a reputation of not being dependable. Term can also be used to a firearm that is badly worn or of dubious origin. Tokere may also refer to home made firearms, or to an inexpensive copy or counterfeit of a popular firearm.

To the uninformed buyer, the Makarov PM pistol may appear to be a tokere of a Walther PPK.

by Los Torta! June 21, 2012