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Ankle Tape 

Used to tape your ankle to your skate in an attempt to achieve better balance while playing hockey. Usually people who are new or bad at the sport.
Guy 1 - "I cant balance on my skates" Guy 2 - "try using ankle tape"
Ankle Tape by SavingTheFranchise August 30, 2011
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black electrical tape 

A guaranteed-to-fit lingerie substitute. Sometimes abbreviated BET.
"I'll give you $10 if you put on some BET and run around..."
The act of sticking duct tape on someone, with love.

Writing "love tape" on a piece of duct tape and sticking it on your friend to show how much you love them(:
Person 1: LOVE TAPE! *sticks tape on person 2*
Person 2: YES! I'm loved!
Love tape by ILOVEYOUBIOTCH November 11, 2010

Duct Tape 

Enough of your unoriginal ranting.
Everyone knows the overused catch phrases already. Make up some new ones! Gack!
a)Use Duct Tape when your arm or leg as an extra joint in the bone and usually would not.
b)Also used for parental entities, namely mothers, when they attempt to use an imperative sentence during a conversation with you.
c)To cover your own mouth from laughing at your witless friends when that terrorist attack finally does come (which in turn keeps you from breathing the biologically detrimental substance).
a)You are riding your bike and crash. "Crap! I can lick my elbow! is that a good sign?

b)"Hello, son. How is school? You should really try harder to--MMPH MURUR GERT PHIS ERF MEHH MMPH MPH!"

c)"Hey dude, why did that plane just drop a huge barrel out of its cargo hold? Eww. its smells like crap out here *cough* *applies duc tape* see all better bah ha ha. here. have some duct tape
Duct Tape by sp3nx0r May 24, 2004

Duck Tape 

Calling Duct Tape, Duck Tape makes you look like a royal dumbass.
Rapist 1:"What are you gonna tie her up with?"

Rapist 2:"I'll use duck tape."

Rapist 1:"You're a royal dumbass."

Duct Tape 

Nuclear fallout protection, also good for stopping chemical/biologilcal attacks.
You better get some duct tape before osama throws down on your behind.
Duct Tape by Ben April 18, 2003