Ah tan

An idiot with short pants, always saying words ending with "S". eg: yous', neares'. Sleep, breathe, eat and shower with his beloved singapore cane. He also live in a shithole surrounded by rattan so that he can make rotan. Proud discipline master of Serangoon Garden Sec.

Chee bye!!!! That bloody Ah Tan whack my vagina!!!!

by Hamzi April 1, 2005

taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.

"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."

by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008

tan bark

The proper term for mulch made from the bark of certain species of tree, as contrasted with "wood chips" which are made from that woody stuff inside the bark we call "wood."

"Can you believe some dumbass called tan bark 'wood chips'?"

by Cheddar Cataclysm August 29, 2019

farmville tan

The pasty white complexion achieved by sitting in front of the computer all day playing a farming simulation or similar games on social networking sites. This is not to be confused with a farmer's tan which is acquired from actually working in the sun.

The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.

by Mojimo June 19, 2010

Tan flashbang

When you hit someone in the face with your nuts.

I gave her a tan flashbang. She got tan flashbanged.

by 1 time hurricane October 12, 2020

tan energy

When you have recently spent some time in the sun, have a tan and feel overly confident in your post translucent phase. You are more willing to talk to people, your outgoing side comes out and you general bring good vibes because of the new tan.

Michelle and Rachel had tan energy and met a ton of new friends last nigjt

by Annavibes April 4, 2023

Tan-Ma

That grey-haired sun-worshipper you see when you go to the beach. He/She's out all day, never moving except to ocassionally spray themselves with baby oil or roll over. Dark as a nut. Bikini optional.

"OMG look at that Tan-Ma over there. I'm amazed she hasn't died from skin cancer."

"Blanche is out on the beach from 7am to 7 pm every day. One day I swear she didn't even roll over. I poked her with a stuck to make sure she wasn't dead. She's a dedicated Tan-Ma."

by V puppet June 17, 2019