Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
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by Hamzi April 1, 2005
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by Cheddar Cataclysm August 29, 2019
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The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.
by Mojimo June 19, 2010
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by robbo6124 August 20, 2009
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by therealvapornumber1 May 22, 2009
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