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Ah tan

An idiot with short pants, always saying words ending with "S". eg: yous', neares'. Sleep, breathe, eat and shower with his beloved singapore cane. He also live in a shithole surrounded by rattan so that he can make rotan. Proud discipline master of Serangoon Garden Sec.
Chee bye!!!! That bloody Ah Tan whack my vagina!!!!
by Hamzi April 1, 2005
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taliban tan

Everyone thinks a standard tanning bed gives the darkest and richest shade around, but those who think that have never experienced the Taliban Tan. It is the shade of skin you have after it is melted by radiation from a bomb that exploded near your tiny little village.
"Iraq is the best location for Taliban Tans. be sure to wear sunblock! Sun poisoning leads to war."
by Glimpze740 July 3, 2008
mugGet the taliban tanmug.

tan bark

The proper term for mulch made from the bark of certain species of tree, as contrasted with "wood chips" which are made from that woody stuff inside the bark we call "wood."
"Can you believe some dumbass called tan bark 'wood chips'?"
by Cheddar Cataclysm August 29, 2019
mugGet the tan barkmug.

farmville tan

The pasty white complexion achieved by sitting in front of the computer all day playing a farming simulation or similar games on social networking sites. This is not to be confused with a farmer's tan which is acquired from actually working in the sun.
The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.
by Mojimo June 19, 2010
mugGet the farmville tanmug.

Tanning pic

Many teenage girls nowadays take part in this type of picture by photographing their intensely tanned stomachs and posting them on twitter/Instagram/etc in order to receive numerous compliments that are usually fake. I really have no idea why they do this like what the actual fuck I don't wanna see your fucking infected belly ring
Yeah i wanna get a good tanning pic this summer bc I started doing the 30 day challenge and I think I can start to see my hip bones
by MercAntile July 8, 2014
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Paddlers tan

A suntan pattern on the hands unique to those who paddle kayaks and surfskis. The back of the hand is very tanned by the sun up to the knuckle and then from the knuckles to the tips of the fingers much lighter because those parts of the fingers wrap under the paddle and are not exposed to the same amount of direct sunlight.
That guy who surfskis alot has a noticeable paddlers tan.
by Paddleguy June 29, 2020
mugGet the Paddlers tanmug.

tan energy

When you have recently spent some time in the sun, have a tan and feel overly confident in your post translucent phase. You are more willing to talk to people, your outgoing side comes out and you general bring good vibes because of the new tan.
Michelle and Rachel had tan energy and met a ton of new friends last nigjt
by Annavibes April 4, 2023
mugGet the tan energymug.

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