Goon Swiping

Goon swiping' s definition is abstract and can be utilized in a multitude of contexts. Typically, it's utilized in a sexual, dominating, or tricks-y way, wherein something is being taken, conquered, thieved, or dominated.

Chithan: "Yo, I just straight goon swiped this dude on the game!"
Niris: "For real? Straight goon swiping, pimp!

by ntshreveportkid August 26, 2024

Hard Swipe

v. While using tinder and you find an exceptionally attractive match you use your suddenly massively erect penis to swipe right.

That Courtney girl was so fucking hot I had to Hard Swipe her.

by HardSwiper November 1, 2017

Swish and Swipe

Then take the toilet bowl brush and swish it around in the toilet. Even if you don't use any soap; you will keep stuff from growing in there. Then wipe off the back of the toilet with the used paper towel or rag, then the seat, the rim and lastly the sides and floor.

My little brother went to piss and missed so I made sure to get the rim when I had to swish and swipe on my chore list.

by The Chorist July 30, 2018

Swipe it

When you flatten someone’s dick so much it is as thin as a credit card.

My girlfriend flattened my dick so flat to the point where you swipe it like a credit card.

by Kidthesquid September 11, 2020

Meta Swipes

People who still use Facebook in 2022.

"Those meta swipes still posting fake news in the comment sections. Wish I never bought Grandma that laptop."

by Pete Khlong October 28, 2021

baby swipe

what you say when you try to justify an unnecessary purchase, saying it didn’t even cost much on your card

Lomein: you bought the skin? what happened to being f2p?

Jill: it was just a baby swipe

by jill lavigne November 24, 2023

stoner swipe

When you are in the state of being 'high' or 'stoned', you accidently swipe/steal something from someone else.

Person 1: You still have my cd you could burn the songs off of it.
Person 2: Yeah I know, i stoner swiped it.

by zipideedoohdah January 14, 2010