The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.
by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020
Get the The Alexmug. by Alextheshagger December 27, 2019
Get the Alexmug. Alex is the definition of secsy. Alex is usually a very secsy man that everyone likes. Alex's are short, but that doesnt mean they arent secsy.
by Agalax January 29, 2021
Get the Alexmug. A simp for girls in video games. A guy that won't listen to any of your fucking callouts and says I got this.
Teammates: Ayo behind you
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
Alex: SHhh Shh I got this and keeps looking forward*
*Dies from behind*
Teammate: What THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU.
*Girl joins the lobby*
Alex: Ayo can I get Yo Snap.
Girl: If you beat me in a 1vs1.
by sadfacesimp September 9, 2020
Get the Alexmug. hey Alex!
by Carrotstick1231 February 16, 2018
Get the Alexmug. Friend 1 “hey dude wanna go hang out at the park“
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
Friend 2“Nah bro Alex might be there”
Friend 1“So?”
Friend 2“He’s a simp”
Friend 1“Oh yeh he likes Addison. What a clown”
by Alex=simp April 18, 2020
Get the Alexmug. Alex is an absolute unit born from the heavens above sent to devour all haters of milk. He does not shw respect or remorse to gravel, is fears by many gods as the man who’s dong shadows the universe. He never takes a bad picture as most of them are of him holding a hienz ketchup bottle (his sponsor) He has at least 2 testicles, a four head and maybe a middle toe but can alwayse chomp a box of weetabicks. Alex is sometime mistaken for Jesus or sometime allah. If cause he is much greater then all of them. He wrote the bible and invented war the colour of his lightsaber is purple because he is one with your mums dildo his eyebrows are hotter then an microwave he despises onion gravy and has harvested the souls of many inocente kfc workers.
Alex:what is the Pokémon that Kalyan evolves into
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
Guy: oh I know, it’s beedrill
Alex: I do beedrilling deez nuts into ur mum
As you can see from the example Alex being the complete sigma alpha male he is has tricked the poor man into a deez nuts joke(may we show respect to his family :( .)
by Greencapmilkmaster December 23, 2021
Get the Alexmug.