cooter stretching

stretching your cooter to be less tight

“Dude lana rhoades must do some serious cooter stretching on the daily”

by giantballslover February 8, 2022

Stretch

A fee of 30$ or more

I’ll pay you a stretch for those shoes

by Metre December 27, 2018

Stretched Abbreviation

A term or phrase created by expanding an abbreviation beyond its typical shortened form, often for the purpose of creating a more playful, casual, or approachable tone.

Why say "details" when the Stretched Abbreviation "deets" is more efficient?

by nexzed August 6, 2024

Stretch Johnson

When your Johnson (cock) is between your lover's arse cheeks whilst you spoon her and she clamps onto your foreskin and proceeds to stretch it like a "Stretch Armstrong" toy.

My girlfriend clamped onto my cock and proceeded to Stretch Johnson with her arse cheeks and proceeded to stretch it, before he was hard enough to then slip it in.

by SmoothBallBearings September 3, 2024

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013

shift and stretch

An inside joke between me and my best friend, Ariel. Its when your sitting down and you become aroused, you shift your body around a bit and stretch your arms over your head. If anyone else knows whatever the Hell your doing, smile evilly!

*Sees Benji and Joel close*...*shift stretch*

by Guitarded Me January 14, 2004

Stretch

When a person takes a nap or has a overly long morning wake up routine to focus on the day ahead.

"I'm just having a stretch"

by Youngmadhatter November 9, 2025