straddle puss

A nice way of saying addressing a person who is a pain in the arse.

Donald Trump is always acting like a straddle puss on Twitter.

by Kahn of buffets July 31, 2017

Straddle lapper

A lesbian.

She is known to be a straddle lapper or a pussy eater. (Cunnilingus between two women).

by Lundl January 9, 2019

stradhl

to eat or suck on skin

sasha: he told me he wanted to stradhl me

nikki: OMG

by jackpaul January 9, 2021

Stradman

Gets more excited about buying a couch than buying a Corvette. Will probably own Hypercars and Supercars of every brand available in the market and still wear $9 shorts. Loves his job and is very good at it, has a cute dog named Oskar. Brings a positive energy wherever he goes, is a true inspiration for so many people of different age groups.

So you are a subscriber of Stradman too?

by Whaaaaaaaaat? November 24, 2021

stradavariarse

A musical instrument famous for playing melodious, malodorous solo concertos in the pitch of F, often heard the day after eight pints of rich ale and a chicken phaal.

“Good night last night Bill?”

“Yeah Ted, it was awesome, but I’ve been playing the Stradavariarse all morning!”

by Junior1138 March 20, 2022

Straddle

A sex position in which a man sits on a woman's face while she sucks his testicles. He then proceeds to masturbate into the woman's hair.

I straddled her last night and it was amazing!

by PatDaddysFShack June 17, 2022

stradmaid

A girl who’s for the street

-Zabe

Your meddie is a stradmaid

by Prinz.chxrmmin on insta August 7, 2022