Stiffy

When a male's dick is hard and sticks up.

"Man my dick is hard, I think i have a stiffy"

by Anonymous PLIES LOVER June 12, 2009

school girls stiff

is a school girls masterbation tool wich she uses during school under her skirt wich can be such as a pen, pencile, or retractable eraser.

i use mi school girls stiff during class all the time

by asia July 13, 2004

stiffler

(adj.) getting so inebriated/cannabinoid intoxicated that one will try to take advantage of a female in a closet

Dude, i just had the most stiffler weekend ever.

I heard Kyle had one stiffler of a weekend.

by FreeWilly94 May 26, 2010

Jehovah's Stiffness

A Jehovah's Stiffness is a completely unwanted erection that appears at the worst of all times and once it appears, it absolutely refuses to go away for a VERY long time.

In reference to a Jehovah's Witness

For example getting a Jehovah's Stiffness on the bus or train just before your stop and you have to stand up and walk away but you know you can't is really annoying

by Stu Marble December 23, 2007

Spify

Stands for "So proud I fucked you"

Damm! My exs selfie was soooo sexy I commented " #spify " so she knows it's real.

by Banesss April 12, 2015

Urban Stiffy

The boner that results from actually imgaining all the crazy sexual shit on this website.

Bro 1 "Dude what's with the jizz all over the computer?"

Bro 2 "I got an urban stiffy while on Urb Dic. The cleveland steamer did it for me, I had to jack off right onto my keyboard."

Mother "Seriously?! Again?!"

by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010

morning stiffness

When you wake up with an erection.

Today I woke up with morning stiffness.

by Guy Reynolds September 5, 2006