Geting a boner.
by peepeeweeweee January 29, 2009
Get the gettin' a stiffmug. 
When you have so much hairspray in your hair that you could snap it off and use it as a throwing star.
by beebus February 9, 2010
Get the Stiff Nuggetmug. The ladies were talking and started discussing their mens stiffness scale. It measure the hardness of the stiffness. It goes from 1 to 5. 1 Means you have a softy problem or had way too much to drink. 5 mens you probably took 3 Viagra.
by Qlesbo March 18, 2022
Get the Stiffness scalemug. Robbie C Jones, Bats 9 Bearly bowls as a 7th former in a young team. Used to have promise but that is long gone due to him being whipped to the miss for over a year now. Gets called down to training as VC and bowls 3 balls in 3 hours and doesn't bat but is still happy to command the troupes in the field due to his love affair with the old and wise.
by RCJ,GB February 2, 2021
Get the Cricket Stiffmug. Verb : The act of cuddling ones partner whilst having his (or her) erect penis inside of their partner.
by Just_Jake November 22, 2017
Get the stiff spoonmug. the act of playing twister while you and your male friend are completely rock hard and making sure you donjt enter eachothers ass
person 1: yo me and my boy played stiff twister last night
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count
person 2: how did it go?
person 1: it was a pain in the ass
person 2: i bet how many times di you enter each other
person 1: to many to count
by GoldenFerret21 May 21, 2023
Get the stiff twistermug.