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Stiff Punch

Right after ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, fisting them and keeping the fist inside until the cum hardens, creating a Stiff Punch.
I gave julie a Stiff Punch the other day, it got so stiff couldn't open my fist for hours.
by d_dbn October 9, 2021
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Stiff Neck

You need a stiff neck in order to withstand bullets
by MineOwedWu's July 15, 2021
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Stiff

A word created by zoldierkid That means cool or swag
zoldierkid is stiff
by a fan of zoldierkid July 24, 2021
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Stiff

Morgan is being stiff today.
by Collincreech December 20, 2024
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Stiff

People named morgan are stiff
Morgan was stiff today.
by Collincreech December 20, 2024
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stiff dickium

A word used in a machine shop to describe an unknown material that is super hard.

The opposite of shitanium
Man what material is that made of?

I don’t know it’s hard as fuck, must be made of stiff dickium
by ThunderJack92 August 12, 2025
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STIFF

S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.
You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.

Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
by sound recollection October 17, 2025
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