stephen colbert

1. God
2. Host of the absolute best show on television: The Colbert Report
3. Inventor of the word truthiness

There was this one time when I was dreaming about banging Stephen Colbert, but then I realized that I'd never be worthy.

by CMurr April 12, 2006

stephen casey

Whitie
wanna whigger
is as black as a baseball

stephen casey: whut up my nig
any other person within 25 feet: (cock) bang bang bang

by CH3446 August 4, 2007

Stephen Curry

The best frickin point guard for the Golden State Warriors! Wardell Stephen Curry the second was born on March 14, 1988 and enjoys playing basketball and golf. Steph is a very huge fan of Drake and have hung out with each other. He has a wife named Ayesha Curry and two beautiful daughters name Ryan and Riley. His teammates are Kevin Durant, Klay Thompson, Andre Iguodala, and Draymond Green. He has won two MVP awards and was the first ever unanimous MVP back in 2016. He has recently won an NBA Champion, with the Finals MVP, KD. Overall, he has officially won 2 NBA Finals and will definitely win more as long as he stays the same and works hard. He is an amazing clutch shooter, funny, and will soon be in the NBA Hall of Fame later on in the future.

Mike Breen: Curry, way downtown...BANG! BANG! Oh what a shot from Curry!!
Real fan/Bandwagon: Damn, Stephen Curry is clutch! Warrrriors

by pro3wheeler July 10, 2017

Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.

1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!

by Craig B. December 30, 2005

Stephen Newall

A socially introverted male. Usually hunchback and a part of the Jewish community. Doesn't have the ability to talk to the opposite gender. Plays overwatch all day.

"That guy over there looks like a Stephen Newall."
"Let's not go near him."

by Bigmoris April 20, 2021

Stephen C. Meyer

The most boring Dallas Baptist University speaker in the history of this school’s rich history. This includes all speakers from the schools opening in 1898 all the way to present day, January 24, 2022.

“Hey bro, are you going to Chapel today?”

“No dude, Stephen C. Meyer is speaking.”

“Oh shoot you right, let’s bail.”

by ServantLeader17 January 24, 2022

Stephen Cocking

A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.

"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"

"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"

"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"

"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"

"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"

by ThaBoiChommey April 1, 2022