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foo stache

A synonym of the word taint; grundle. Fleshy patch between the testicles and the asshole, usually covered with an unattractive "mane" of pubic hair ressembling a grody mustache, often accompanied by dookie residue and toilet paper balls and occasionaly a small nest of crabs that was not seen because it lies underneath the folds of the taint.
Often licked by cheap prostitutes paid bottom dollar to prove there worth to the savy consumer of fornication.
"If you want this five dollars you better lick my foo stache bitch!"
by robhole March 12, 2008
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rubbing staches

When you make out with a girl that has more or equal amount of facial hair (specifically the mustache) as the male. it is considered rubbing staches.
When Nick Belton makes out with his girlfriend, they are rubbing staches.

See Nick Belton (pussy whipped definition 47, page 7)
by Meitein January 31, 2010
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shechter

A Jewish school on the East side of Providence, where a lot of Russians go. The most psycho science teacher teaches there.
I went to Shechter until 4th grade.
by Michael Khokhlovych October 29, 2007
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Rash Stache

A rash or red area on the upper lip that appears similar to that of a mustache. Sometimes caused by dry-shaving, waxing, or some type of allergic response to something.
Guy 1: "Becky was looking so hot today, but she really shouldn't have gotten her upper lip waxed. It left a massive rash stache."

Guy 2: "Yeah, but I'd still ride that ass like a monkey on a tricycle."
by Dick Shanary February 26, 2009
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SKECHERS

Headquartered in Manhattan Beach, California. 'SKECHERS' is a brand of shoe.

Often worn by young people, particularly those whom are exceptionately cool.
Person 1 - Check that guy out. He's wearing some Skechers.
Person 2 - Wow! He's cool.
by Agnate - 101 April 2, 2007
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Filip Stachura

FIlip Stachura is african for nigger. He likes men and sucks balls
by Gregisblakc August 21, 2022
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cop 'stache

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.
"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"
by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006
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