Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

scarfing

the use of something to abstruct blood flow to the head to increase masturbation pleasure at climax

karl died while scarfing to horseflesh's sweat stained t-shirt

by jackass February 20, 2005

snarf

A guy who derives pleasure from running around sniffing girls' bicycle seats. (Not to be confused with a "twerp").

"Do you know what a twerp is? When I was in Shortridge High School in Indianapolis 65 years ago, a twerp was a guy who stuck a set of false teeth up his butt and bit the buttons off the back seats of taxicabs. (And a snarf was a guy who sniffed the seats of girls' bicycles.)

-- Kurt Vonnegut, in "A Man Without a Country".

by Dinkum August 13, 2013

snarf snarf

A word spoken in frustration or for no reason at all. Usually preceeded by a hrrrmm or a mmm and spoken in an alien voice.

Ryan: Tara go do that Shit.

Tara: hrrrrmm...snarf snarf...

by Tara the G July 3, 2005

snarf your turtle

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

pink starfish

1. an asshole
2. Patrick, a character from the show Spongebob Squarepants that lives in Bikini Bottom and wears green and blue swim trunks on a regular basis. (Highly suspect connection to definition number one... maybe a joke being played on parents who let their kids watch this show?)

Patrick is a pink starfish.

by Boonopolis April 25, 2005

seattle starfish

It means when you stick your whole hand up a girls vagina and then open it.

Man i was so drunk i seattle starfished her and my hands were covered in goo.

by Marco Moya January 14, 2008