clit stain

When a female is wet and sits on a surface and it leaves a stain

Falicia left a clit stain on Michael's upper lip

by Cumstain McGee September 5, 2016

Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight

After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain

by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013

Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

Ball stain

The salty ball sweat stain found on month old under wear worn by teenage skallies

Jog on ball stain ...

by Next doors cat June 28, 2016

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

Chic Stain

When the disco track is so good that it causes you to jizz in your pants

"He shot his load when the disco music started to play. That was one helluva Chic Stain"

by Wandster May 9, 2019

Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015