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Staffs

expensive tuition fees, shitty staff and facilities. These are some of the characteristics that define the jumped up Polytechnic that masquerades as a British University: Staffordshire University.

Studying at 'Staffs' is frustrating at the best of times due to the lack of shit to do, the total lack of originality on campus and the non-existent communication with staff; 90 percent of which do not hold qualifications above Ba level. As a result, the few Professors that do 'teach' at this institution revel in the glory. Administration at Staffs is also diabolical.

The fear of finding a good job after graduation from 'Staffs'is ever present and regularly forced down students throats in lectures. However, guest lecturers are always visiting and telling you how awesome their job and salary is.

Walt Disney should be turning in his grave.
Welcome to Staffs
by kopantz October 17, 2008
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Alias' Heaven Staff

Alias' Heaven Staff, the definition of people who were paranoid of their server's reporters and would do immediate ban if a person is related to the server reporters.
"Hey i heard Alias' Heaven Staff is worse than the Alias' Heaven itself."
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Stai cazzo

Italian phrase meaning "be quiet", "be cool", "don't be a pain in the ass". Literally it could be translated as "stay dick", which doesn't make any sense in Italian as well.

Even in its plural form, "cazzo" must be used in the singular.
"Stai cazzo, I'm sick of your bullshit".
"Everybody stay cazzo".
"State tutti molto cazzo".
by Canotta July 11, 2011
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Saif

Someone who wants work from someone else always leave out of nowhere cause he dumb
Saif :PLEASE GIVE ME WORK
Saif:I AM GOING TO SLEEp
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staffard

an thick all white polo t-shirt called staffard that cost $22.00
Yo staffard is fresh out the jump
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Scaife Spot

To park your car in the largest available space in a car park in order to protect it, usually at the end of a row. Typically a Scaife Spot car parker would rest one set wheels on one side of the car space line in order to leave a larger gap between the next car.
(1) An example of a prime Scaife Spot would be a busy shopping center car park front row at one end.

(2) Jim : 'Your late...'

Andy: 'Sorry I parked at the far end of the car park to get a Scaife Spot'.

(3) James: 'There goes Andy being anal again by parking in the last space in the car park and on top of that hogging a second space'
by Andy Scaife December 12, 2006
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Shaif

Shaif is a is a cute arab
Damn he must be a Shaif
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