squished rat

when you press your exposed dick against glass and or a window and it gives the appearance of a hairless rat squished against a window

jon was walking past a mcdonalds ran up to the window and showed the people inside his squished rat

by allergy August 5, 2006

squash

To know absolutely nothing.

That idiot from down 10th Street, he don't know squash!

by green923jade October 17, 2017

squashment

to do away with or put an end to.

Rubicon_Cube: "My friend, in the struggle for revolution and the squashment of racism, there will not be..."

Jaxmeov: "'Squashment?' Is that even a word?!? And to think I almost missed that one today! Don't be surprised to see this one featured on urbandictionary.com really soon. No worries though, Cuber, I will try to give you the proper credit...I may be a lot of things, but a plagiarist is not one of them."

by Jaxmeov September 19, 2009

Squishy Fun Bridge

the area of skin between the Vagina and the Anus

So its not ok to lick the squishy fun bridge?

by ChodeNasty April 23, 2010

squishalishes

1) A girl that has an epic booty.

2) A booty that so nice it doesn't deserve to be sat on.

3) An ass worth buying a drink for.

Her booty's squishalishes.

by ***The Champ*** April 18, 2011

Squishy Turban

The female equivalent of 'Tea Bagging'

To put ones vagina over a persons head like a turban.

*Playing halo (game)*
Boy - 'HA, I just tea bagged you!'
Girl - just you wait until you die next, I will Squishy Turban you back!'

by wordsandthingsandstuff February 24, 2014

squishing twinkies

Girl giving a hand job to 2 guys at the same time until climax

Ex: "Did you hang out with Clarence and Chris last night?"
"Yes. I was totally squishing twinkies"

by Hardenhiggles July 14, 2014