residue squeezing

when a company or industry has saturated the market or is unable to expand its market, it creates products or situations that force consumers to buy more products or services. It creates these through lobbying/legislation or device or contract designs. they squeeze additional residual income and profits to get every last drop from you.

Did you upgrade to the latest version of Quicken? No, they've squeezed all the residue from me so I went to an open source product.

How do you replace the battery in your iPad? I can't. In their residue squeezing ways, I have to pay Apple to do it.

Isn't that the third fan you bought this year? Yeah, they keep breaking, and squeezing all my residue.

by AVDO2 May 2, 2011

woolen squeeze

When a girl with a set of sweater cows gives you a big hug and you kind of get trapped between them.

Christina Hendricks was wearing a delightful cable knit Nordic sweater, and gave me a woolen squeeze that I'll never forget.

by codo17 September 30, 2011

Dry squeeze

(v) the periods during a diarrhetic poop session in which poop fails to present itself. (see: dry heave)

Monica: Hey! You're back! But, you're face is all red. Was that a Dry squeeze?

Carl: Yes. Toss my salad?
Monica: Sure!

by sickboy:( February 9, 2013

Neat Squeeze

When, after having a bowel movement, one wipes and finds no fecal matter on the toilet paper.

Man today is shaping up to be a great day! I woke up and got a BJ. Then I had my coffee followed by a neat squeeze!

by Colonel Snorch May 4, 2017

Siberian squeeze

When you insert your balls inside a women vagina and she squeezes the flaps in order to stop the blood flow in your balls making them fall off.

Thanks to the Siberian squeeze, I now have no balls!

by dnjfndsf October 16, 2017

Oxford squeeze

The British upper classes way of saying "Dutch oven"

I say Reginald it appears I have gotten you in a Oxford squeeze. Good show

by Thecoldone March 21, 2019

Heart Squeeze

When someone makes you uwu to the point you start screeching loudly in love

I just had the biggest heart squeeze when she replied uwu back to my uwu

by Giraffes Neck September 30, 2019