by thisisnottony January 19, 2013
by Kapitän February 28, 2021
Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
by Lindy March 23, 2007
a way of making sure that you create a recipe of chilli that crosses all types of beans, including chilli beans, kidney beans, pinto beans, and butter beans (at least 3 types of beans). Ensuring a spread of beans, aka beanage ratio within the recipe.
Jay: "Hey dude, this chilli is so good. I think there are at least 3 types of beans in this chilli!"
Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."
Matty: "Yeah, I always include a lot of different beans in my chilli. The key to a successful chilli is, you have to make sure, you spread your beanage."
by Slapping Theresa December 01, 2009
A character name for a hott girl that is in the mood for sexual pleasure and is quick to open her legs spread eagle. Brother Jed Smock has coined this term at many lectures/preachings across America's college campuses when advising women not to mold into this character.
by Hawkster September 08, 2007
During masturbation, you take the hand you prefer to masturbate with and spread your fingers along the shaft, placing your thumb gently against the head. Masturbate as you normally would but remember to use the full shafty spread to your pleasurable advantage. Panting loudly like a dog with a finger in it's anus can help you climax like a Walrus riding Kurt Cobain's salty lyric notebook.
Laadds, I'm wanking right now...... it's the five finger spread and it feels fucking great! *pant pant*
by Jolly Bunch? January 03, 2010
Legend has it this class was offered at Kutztown University of PA. Its said this class was created to prepare the girls for what is inevitable throughout their college experience, especially at KU, also known to some as the University of Clap.
My last girlfriend took Leg Spreading 101 and thank god for that! Its just too bad she cheated on with with that fraternity...and the basketball team...and the baseball team...and..."
by the Walt February 21, 2005