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Slade

A usually tall, slim, very loud person. Great style, but only pulls young, hoe'ish girls with no class and or good looks. Also has one huge testical due to an encounter with a "dirty girl". If you ever have the oppritunity to see a "Slade" i suggest you run very far away, because he might bum a cigerette off of you...
by JandT November 7, 2010
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Queen of Spades

The Queen of Spades is a playing card. It also may represent a Woman who is creative and makes her plans on her own without to need anybodys permission. Hence, in this spirit the Symbol used with a bracelet, anklet or on a collar or as tattoo or temporary tattoo has become a tag for brighter-skinned women who are willing to serve the black masters or who generally worship (big) black cocks. Often its tattooed on calves, the ass, tits or just above the divine pussy. Generally these womens husbands are not their black masters. Nonetheless the husband often is proud and glad to have such a women and likes to take pictures of her in action, showing his Queen-of-Spades-tagged queen of a lucky, selfenjoying and unfaithful wife.
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Husband: Hey you streetguys! My wife and I passed three times next to you youngsters! Are you ignoring she's clearly showing her Queen of Spades to you? Does she not attract you or why are you ignoring her? We want you guys to forcefuck her while I take some pictures!

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BANG!

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Husband: Aww...me lying on fe floor...? My heav hurf...vammif, impoffible fhing fo pick up my feefh wif broken handf.. an where fe fuck if my wife?!

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Husband: This is my pussy.
Wife: No, its not.
Husband: This IS my pussy.
Wife: No, its not!
Husband: This belongs to me!
Wife: No dear, it doesn't. You exactly know why I got a Queen of Spades tattoo.
Husband: ....
by stud83ch June 15, 2012
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sclade

interj. an exclamation of dissaprovement or of desire to be away from a person
1:Yo, could you be my wingman and get at that fat chick, I really want that cute girl.

2: Sclade!
by V. A. Gina March 30, 2010
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red spade

1. The mark made by an erect penis when it strikes the skin, esp. of the face.
2. The act of creating such a mark.
"Come on, slap me with that cock," she said, "give me the ol' red spade!"
by cesiophile January 21, 2015
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Spades

Shit man when I was vacationing on Risa 7 I met this Kardashian and she gave me spades.
by jesus.son March 18, 2011
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spade

(noun) a term used to describe the very soul figures of hip and jazz; someone of african american descent.
Hey man! lets go hike strip and find a spade to invite to dinner.
by cool kristi June 11, 2006
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splode

A type of exploding, but caused by self-inflicted methods.
He held on to the grenade too long, and he sploded.
by nsanity February 5, 2004
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