Shan-Shitty

To get so shitty that one requires the assistance of club bouncers to leave the building. To be so incredibly shitty that one finds the best place to black out is between the bathtub and toilet stool.

Did you hear about Brendan? He was so Shan-shitty last night that the bouncers at Gypsy had to escort him out and he passed out in my bathroom.

by AKSCOTT April 20, 2011

spittake

A reaction upon hearing/seeing something humorous/suprising, where a person eating or drinking spits out their food or beverage. The term derives from a mix Spit-Take and bukkake. "Spittake" is pronounced "Spi-ta-kay".

After seeing a particularly funny post, Blivy spittaked Coca-Cola all over her computer screen.

by Sikona September 22, 2005

Spitting

Another word for rapping. People sometimes call rapping spitting because sometimes a lot of saliva builds up in the mouth while rapping long verses. So even you are in front of someone it's okay if some of your spit comes out .

Tyrone: Yo man, why wont Sean rap for us?
Dwayne: he got some saliva in his mouth when he raps
Tyrone: Then let him start spitting

by RobS August 11, 2015

San Antonio Spitter

While in the act of doggy style. You spit on the recipients back as a decoy for blowing your load. The recipent then turns over and takes the load in the face.

I was hittin it from the back. She asked me to blow it on her back so I spit on that shit she rolled over and got a faceful of man juice. Another victim of the san antonio spitter

by G bonger October 9, 2008

Shitty Kitty

Nickname for Food Lion, a chain of discount grocery stores in the Southeastern United States.

Let's roll over to the Shitty Kitty and see what's on sale.

Sure, I'm always down to pick up some grub at the Ghetto Cat.

by buttcheeksmalone March 26, 2013

Shitty music

1. Nickelback
2. Music that makes you want to shove a horses dick down both ears

"Yo, do you know any shitty music that might include a 40 year old man still trying to show teenage angst?"
"Yeah bro! Listen to some Nickelback, i heard its total shit!"

by the biggest fish July 17, 2013

Smitty

Smitty is also used for a nickname to call someone with the last name of Smith. Usually a male of the smith family.

Mr. Smith says: Hey neighbor how ya doing today?
Neighbor say: Not bad Smitty. You?

by SmittyB. November 9, 2006